I cant help but read most of these posts as
"I am 14 and a virgin and have never seen a naked woman in the flesh"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:39, 12 replies)

is that because you are 14
a virgin and have never seen a naked woman in the flesh?


your astute commentary on qotw would be more valid if all the posts went "I SAW THIS REALLY HOT WOMAN RIGHT AND SHE WAS NAKED AND I COULD SEE TITS AN MINGE AND EVERYTHING!!11!!one"

as it is, they are mostly stories about accidently seeing some guy's todger or showing people your own, which, correct me if I am wrong, seems to be the topic of the question
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:40, closed)

DEAR INTERNET USER

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:41, closed)

That's not an accord is it ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:49, closed)

Wrong colour
should be white

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iLvgAMphdQ
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Thu 28 May 2009, 20:03, closed)

You missed the comma after the word posts...
...and you didn't really need the quotation marks
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:42, closed)

DEAR INTERNET USER
Thank you for bringing this to my attention
I have decided to take your case on as a PRO BONO CASE FOR JUSTICE
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:43, closed)

this
has won my grin for the day
( Rails [*·:·], Thu 28 May 2009, 16:32, closed)

Ha! How wrong can you be?!
I'm 32. Who feels stupid now? Huh?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:43, closed)

even if that were the case
they would be far more valuable than anything you have contributed.

seriously, why bother? Even if it were a valid point, which it isn't, why waste the time writing that, or even thinking about it? Do you do it because you are feeling neglected?
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:46, closed)

Dude you've nailed me
I'm going to curl up in a ball now and cry.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:49, closed)

success!
then my work here is done
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:57, closed)

I nailed you
When I unexpectedly found you naked. Go and read my qotw answer all about it.
( Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 28 May 2009, 16:17, closed)