Uni Days
When I was at uni we had a visiting professor who gave a lecture on supernatural occurrences. Pretty interesting stuff.


First up, he asked "How many of you believe in ghosts?" and about a third of the people put their hand up. So then he said “How many of you think you have seen a ghost?”, and about 20 people put their hand up. He seemed pleased by this and he said "Ok, let’s go one step further: Who here has talked to a ghost?" About 5 people put their hand up. So he says “And how many of you have touched a ghost?” Only 2 people put their hand up this time. So he says “Ok, last question: How many of you have made love to a ghost?” And just one kid right at the back of the lecture theatre sticks his hand up.


Now the professor wasn’t expecting anyone to respond to that question and it threw him off balance. So he says “I’ve been giving this lecture of many years, and no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. Can you please come forward and share your experience”. So this kid comes walking all the way up to the front and stands at the podium, looking nervous and embarrassed. So the professor says “So, please, tell us all what it was like to make love with a ghost”. And the kid said “Er, bugger, from way back there I could have sworn you said goat”.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:34, 7 replies)

Do you believe in goats?
*clicks*
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:44, closed)

Oh, lordy.
Have a "laughed-so-a-bit-of-snot-came-out" click.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:50, closed)

You weren't at university
with Bert Monkeysex by any chance?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:56, closed)

And another
Guest Appearance!!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:56, closed)

hold on...
that's an old 'Alas Smith and Jones' sketch from the early 80s!!

It was set in a pub, and had that bloke that looks like Stewart Copeland in it.



*goes back to sleep*
(cherry B, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:59, closed)

@K2k6
No, went to uni with Smith and Jones apparently :)
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:13, closed)

Pfft!
Winner!

*clicks*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 15:08, closed)