The ghost that likes Hot Bum sex
Explain this non-believers!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1446733.stm
(Ghost Batty Rider, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 16:34, 8 replies)

Holy shit..
Buggery from beyond the grave !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 16:37, closed)

It's Superman.
There's a reason he wears that camp outfit, ya know...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 16:39, closed)

I think they're just taking some weird drugs that make their anus hurt.
That's what the smell and puff of smoke is.
(Belgaer is, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 16:52, closed)

surprise buttsecks!
i can has lube?
(minjita, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 17:51, closed)

Explain this non-believers!
....easy - sleep paralysis.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:30, closed)

Enlightened attitudes...
...in some countries mean that this particular activity is met with the death penalty. These same countries also tend to have a high number of quite supersitious people.

Ergo, my guess (and it is just a guess) is this impromptu defence.

"No, officer, I am not homosexual - it was, erm, a ghost. Yes, a ghost. Nothing to see here, no lynchings required. Remember: ghost! Wooooooo! Ghost."

Implausible as it is, it doesn't even need to actually work very often to get in the news, at which point the noise made by the superstitious people actually makes it a better defense, and the whole thing snowballs.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 18:42, closed)

WTF!?
And was there some other ghost that forced you to sniff coke and hang from that ceiling in a sling?

:s
( ..wil, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:49, closed)

I've had sleep paralysis
but I've never been bottomised during it. Though my friend once swore he awoke with a clown on his chest.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 5:18, closed)