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Finnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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My attic
I have lived in my house for over 4 years but I have only been in my attic once, and that was when I first moved in. I have never liked attics and I hate those folding aluminium ladders that make that nails-down-a-blackboard guillotine sound and do their best to take your head off when you open the hatch.

I know there is stuff up there that needs to be cleared, and I think squirrels have got in and they need to be gassed (or charged rent) but I just can’t face it. When I went up there 4 years ago I had the intention or removing anything left by the previous owners, but the light bulb woke up a swarm of flies and what with the spooky old toys it all got a bit too Amityville horror for my liking so I left it for another day.

I was considering having another go this weekend. Perhaps I should take my camera and do my own “Most Haunted”. Can I borrow someone’s spirit guide?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:02, closed)
Don't do it this weekend.
Attics get very hot in the summer, so if it had flies before, it'll likely as not have a swarm of them now. Plus working up there will be really uncomfortable.

And, anyway: wouldn't it be nicer to be outside?

Leave it until a rainy Sunday in October.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:08, closed)
You're a wise man Enzyme
i'll leave it for now (or another 4 years)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:16, closed)
Yep.
Cleverly, I didn't specify the year in which this rainy Sunday ought to be.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:23, closed)
Might I recommend this
www.amazon.co.uk/Whisky-definitive-scotch-bourbon-whiskey/dp/0751344346/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1277389002&sr=8-1

as your spirit guide....
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:17, closed)
Ba-Dum TISH!

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:18, closed)
I surely don't know what you mean ;)

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:58, closed)
When buying a new house, you must put a box in the attic that is not opened until you move again
and even then it must only be opened to go "Oo! Look! There's those things that we have!", and then closed again.

It's the LAW.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:25, closed)
It's going to be a cracking weekend weather wise
Get some mates round, have a barby and a few sherberts.

Never mind the attic.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:27, closed)
Awww....it's nice that you assume I have mates

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:52, closed)
Can you wait till next month?
I'll have moved out by then.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:12, closed)

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