Yes, I know that losing 10 kilos would be good.
I know that it's something I want to do. But there's a biscuit in front of me, and I just can't stop myself...

Do feel free at any future bashes to apply a touch of peer-pressure on this...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:55, 21 replies)

EAT THE BISCUIT

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:08, closed)

I did.
And then I had another, to stop it getting lonely.

I'm a bad, bad man. Although I do clearly care about the psychological wellbeing of gingernuts.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:11, closed)

try putting brown sauce on them
seriously, try it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:13, closed)

That god I'm at the office. We lack brown sauce in the staff-room here.
Though, bizarrely, we did have some instant gravy a while ago.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:15, closed)

well, try it when you get home
also, one of your workmates is a secret gravy fetishist
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:18, closed)

If that's the worst thing about them, I'd be surprised.
And relieved.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:31, closed)

that's just what they'll do at work
you don't want to know the shit they get up to at home
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:33, closed)

Either eat the biscuit or get help for your eating disorder
because for the hundreth time there is nothing wrong with your weight.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:14, closed)

There doesn't have to be anything wrong with it.
I just want 15% less.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:17, closed)

Don't listen to her, superfluous I
She ate a BABY, for christ's sake
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:22, closed)

GET IN MAH BELLY!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:32, closed)

True dat.
Oh, god; I can't believe I said that.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:32, closed)

It's because I've started calling you 'Superfluous I', isn't it?
You think that you're Notorious B.I.G. now, don't you?

Well, you're NOT. although, you could be... in an academic, learned sense
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:34, closed)

The Superfluous V.O.W.E.L.
Hmmmm... doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

*considers*
The Ersatz S.C.O.T, perhaps?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:43, closed)

*swish*
Over my head, that one
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:44, closed)

If you break
a biscuit in half before you eat it, some of the calories fall out, it's a well known fact.
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:42, closed)

Also, if you share it means half the calories
Which means you can have twice as much.

Anything you eat before 9am has 0 calories.

If you dunk your biscuits the calories get washed out in the drink, just remember not to drink that lumpy bit at the bottom and you wont have eaten any calories.

can you tell I'm fat?
(Nightviolet, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:11, closed)

Lose 10 Kilos?
Where the fuck from!? You're not exactly a lardarse (and I speak from personal lardarse experience here), 10 kilos may make you posistively skeletal!
Now, I could do with losing probably 20 kilos - but that's not going to happen any time soon unless they start making calorie-free meat... and bread... and biscuits etc etc.

Don't do it!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:26, closed)

I lost ten kilos once
Tony Montana was fucking livid, I can tell you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 22:32, closed)

I would love to gain 10 kilos.

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 2:49, closed)

Alright, so I only met you briefly
but there is no way in hell you need to lose 10kg. The only way you could possibly manage it would be if you chopped your leg off.
Eat the damn biscuit man, and a friend to keep it company!
(berk, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:03, closed)