Starting something you couldn't finish
Finnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
once upon a time
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 23:16,
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there was a small cat called Otto.
One day, he
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haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 23:45,
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held your mum down
while Nelson Mandela raped her
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 7:54,
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Cried Otto
Having witnessed Mandela's jail-ravaged arsehole winking back at him.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:23,
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And then gently wept:
"I'd forgotten this was /talk"
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haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:53,
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the Doctor said "get down from there! You can't just stand upon time like that!"
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Cloudane, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 23:56,
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there was a little sausage named Baldrick.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:12,
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and it lived happily ever after
the end
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:26,
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