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Freddie Woo tells us: "We used to lock kids in the toilets at school just because we could." But why would you do such a thing? Why would you give teaching such a bad name? Tell us about times when events have taken a turn for the harsh.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:06)
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I am ashamed to tell this story but it is true.
In about 1992 I locked a chap in some girl's larder because he was annoying me on LSD. He went completely mad that night and has as a result never worked in his life. He is effectively a vegetable and I am at least partly to blame.

He was being very annoying though.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:54, 12 replies)
lol star wars

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:14, closed)
What's his username?

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:34, closed)
B3ta.com

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:43, closed)

You mean larder as in vagina, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:02, closed)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22, closed)
You were the one on LSD or he was?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:03, closed)
He was, I was - we all were.
Heady days, my man. Heady days....
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:23, closed)
Shining example of corrective action here.

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Serves her right.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:22, closed)
Yeah I mean who has a larder in this day and age?????

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:23, closed)
Russians.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:26, closed)

I found that comment so much funnier than it was.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 21:54, closed)

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