Unreasonable Cruelty
Freddie Woo tells us: "We used to lock kids in the toilets at school just because we could." But why would you do such a thing? Why would you give teaching such a bad name? Tell us about times when events have taken a turn for the harsh.
Suggested by Munsta
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:06)
'...the friendship slowly crumbles like Corn Flakes getting soggy at the bottom of the bowl.'
What does that even mean? You've tried so hard to find a metaphor and ended up with meaningless shite.
Crumbles like soggy Corn Flakes? Seriously?
I can see why everyone hates you.
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Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 16:40,
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everyone the yapping puppy crew
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username failed moderation, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 17:00,
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There's a puppy crew?
Count me in.
Sounds like they know what they're talking about.
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Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 18:11,
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I think you may be taking
this a little too seriously.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 17:05,
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Nope.
There's nothing worse than bad metaphors.
Nothing.
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Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 17:22,
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I stand corrected, like
an Easter Island head wondering where his hat went.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 17:53,
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Makes more sense than 'crumbling like soggy cornflakes'.
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Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 18:10,
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What's a metaphor?
Banging in nails. Or summat.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 8:18,
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