I used to have a blacksmiths dog called Fido,
If I kicked him in the head hard enough, he would make a bolt for the door.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 21:14, 82 replies)

A locksmith could provide you with a pertectly good lock
with significantly less violence needed.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 21:23, closed)

Fuck me.
You are right.



But I always find the cruelty gives me something for the wank bank.

Cool comment anyway BRO.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 21:36, closed)

Oh, you fucking cunt.
/edit - *wronglol*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 22:19, closed)

Pot, Kettle.
You are such an angry waste of space ab, maybe you need to chill out, do some body building and realise you don't need to take all your aggression out on other people on-line because of your failure in REAL LIFE.


Ninja Edit* I also like the non eloquent and very un witty way you seem to let your ANGER ONLINE boil over considering in real life you wouldn't say boo to a goose. Are you going to wait until the rest of your "bellend brigade™ " is on-line before you retaliate? It is normally the case.



Also I really don't think you should use the word massive as it seems to cause offence.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 22:26, closed)

wow you sho' nuff AYNGREH boah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 22:45, closed)

English please bitch tits.







Thank you.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 22:46, closed)

my dear fellow
You appear to be disproportionately enraged by what strikes me as a fairly innocuous piece of lighthearted badinage.

tl:dr shut up you flid
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 22:48, closed)

Oh jolly good.
I shall relish your oh so funny humour and go to bed tonight happy that Monty is at least releasing his pent up aggression towards me instead of just wanking to disabled porn.


tl:dr (Sorry are we on Reddit now?)
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 22:52, closed)

What's actually the most tragic part of it it, is that I was merely offering a standard b3ta response to something which I found humorous.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:10, closed)

Strangely enough
" Oh, you fucking cunt." isn't universally known as lol-worthy.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:14, closed)

The tragic part is you really do try to be a troll to make up for your pitiful life and fail miserably, it is like watching baldmonkey try to be funny, just sad.


I think what Wormulus said about you in his flounce was very apt.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 12:26, closed)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 10:09, closed)

Not really dude.
Just you and your pack trying very poorly to troll.


Trollollolllol
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 12:29, closed)

TTT.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 13:14, closed)

lol
dogs are cunts
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 0:59, closed)

Why would you even do that, you horrible human being?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 12:26, closed)

Because my door bolts kept on breaking?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 12:31, closed)

No, I mean why resort to violence?
Wouldn't an incentive, like some sort of doggy treat, work just as well
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 12:42, closed)

As i stated earlier in this thread, if I did that I would have nothing for the wankbank.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 13:34, closed)

alright happy phantom

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 15:33, closed)

Hi Rory!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 16:41, closed)

Good post, made me laugh.
The bickering going on below it had some good moments too. Jolly good work fellows, keep it up.
(searlichek, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 3:10, closed)