I don't count.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 22:23, 1 reply)

Try using your fingers and toes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:43, closed)

Hardly necessary to use toes when using a binary finger counting system or senary.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:03, closed)

What's 512 bananas plus 512 apples?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:11, closed)

a fruit salad?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:38, closed)

A boring diet and the bananas will go to mush before you get to eat them.
Although I like black bananas, especially frozen and then inserted up a partners anus the banana(s) turns to a sugary mess and then you can suck it all out of the anus using your mouth. And then you fuck them hard, dump your load and then give them a champagne enema and then make them squirt into a glass and you can indulge in a spot of shrimping. And then get some terrible illness like Hep C or summat. But fuck it who cares.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 14:22, closed)