Or school gay was nominated the school gay because he was rubbish at football.
It turned out that he was actually gay but I'm pretty sure we didn't know that when we were six.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:14, 2 replies)

maybe you made him gay?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:23, closed)

'my mother made me a homosexual'
'If I give her some wool can she make me one too?'

My favourite ever pub toilet graffiti.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:39, closed)

alright, Nigel?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:54, closed)

Who-gel?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:19, closed)

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/0048270180/
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:54, closed)

God that takes me back

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:13, closed)

balls to picasso
was my favourite
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:46, closed)

Our school 'gay' wasn't until the music teacher got at him.

I can only wish that those who are responsible for that improper behaviour should suffer great discomfort in their lifetime. One has already done hard time. [No pun intended.]

That teacher has received justice. I suspect one other, but lack the resources to attend to it. Perhaps, one day, those who suffered can do what it takes to level it all.

Private schools? Less attentive parents? Troubles waiting to happen.
(EffinNitWit asks his tobacco where his whisky is, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:05, closed)

^ gay

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:11, closed)

<^Anti-real life child abuse
What about fictional child abuse?
I loved being sexually abused as a child, never did me any harm. fucking do gooders ruining it for everyone else. Of course, if you are abused as a child then the chances are you will become an abuser so logically you need to close the loop by hanging or what have you the sexually abused. I have self-euthanized and this is a mere bot programmed to carry on my angst.
If you were to close the loop on sexual abuse by striking early, Essex, Cumbria, most of Yorkshire, everything south and west of the M5, Manchester, Liverpool and London would be ghost towns.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:14, closed)

huhuh you said bot

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:10, closed)

On less of a rant, people are not turned gay. You fucking homophobic cunt.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:15, closed)

But lesbians can be turned back, right?
I saw it in a film, once.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 20:40, closed)

I think I directed that one.
Is it, "Time to turn a dyke: a story of brutish behaviour in the hitherto unseen world of lesbian nightclubs in Dublin." or is it
"Lesbian cunt whore gets cock!!!"
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:50, closed)

you didn't see the music teacher though
He was well fit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:07, closed)

Always, the "music" teacher" - if it weren't so pathetically cliched one would almost buy into the
fact that it happened and the OP did indeed extract their wrath, for and on behalf of other people and at the same time setting their sites on some other unknown enemy. Period, if you are that bothered about child abuse then take children away from their parents. Problem fucking solved.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 21:54, closed)

The music teacher at our school was fucking a fifteen year old girl.
Then - amazingly - he was one of the senior teachers who got a young female teacher sacked when she snogged an 18 year old ex-pupil. Hope the prick died alone.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 23:24, closed)