Useless InformationDid you know that crabs wee through their eyes? That maidenhair moss is so called because Anglo-saxons thought it looked like pubes? That Albanians have 17 different words for moustache? Astound us with your utterly useless and obscure knowledge.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 14:48)
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Dame Pedantia presents grammar you can remember.Well, it seems to me that the following facts are useless, as no one uses them.
'Your' is possessive. "It's not your round, it's mine. Please allow me to buy you beer."
'You're' is a contraction of 'you are.' "You're a sex god and I want to spend quality time alone in a dark room with you and your sexual organs."
'It's' is a contraction of 'it is.' Again, "It's not your round, it's mine."
'It's' can also be a contraction of 'it has.' "Your penis is moleste! It's got to be the biggest one I have ever seen. May I please stimulate it orally?"
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 10:53, Reply)
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