University involved many days on the sauce.
One such day saw me:
- get off with my flatmate-to-be
- harass the uni bar staff into letting me have a go on the bouncy boxing ring that they were trying to set up, in an effort to impress said flatmate-to-be
- as a consequence of the above, get repeatedly punched in the face by a perpetual stoner
- get temporarily barred from the uni bar for attempting to grope a member of security (a particularly butch lesbian)

Other such sessions saw me:
- stopping a bus so that I could take a piss through the open doors
- semi-naked wrestling whilst smeared in cider/nutella
- get off with a man (mmm, stubbly...)
- wake up in the wrong town
- vomit, everywhere
- cry

To be honest, I don't miss being a student.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:47, 8 replies)

It's OK - I've got this covered
www.b3ta.com/questions/utterlydrunk/post1864011
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:54, closed)

A friend and I did put quite a bit of effort*
into a failed attempt to steal a roadsign, but traffic cones are soooooo passe.

*two minutes of drunkenly pawing at it, before giving up and vowing to return with the proper tools
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:04, closed)

I had a tall motorway-style one for a bit, at uni. It wasn't a drunken acquisition - someone broke my standard lamp, I lacked the funds to easily replace it, and the fittings went rather pleasingly into the hole at the top of the cone.

Chucked it out as soon as I got a new lamp, though.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:12, closed)

Friend of mine stole a flashing beacon from some roadworks.
Took him a couple of days to work out how to stop it flashing. A disappointing haul, all things considered.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:18, closed)

We stole the bus stop
It was buried about two feet below the ground but once one of the rugby lads had dropped his shoulder into it we were quite able to pull it out and take it back as a trophy.

At the end of the academic year there was tons of stuff we had to "lose" in the surrounding undergrowth :(
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:34, closed)

I'm reading this as you taking an entire bus shelter!
Friend of mine levered up a paving slab, carried it home, tripped and flung it through the glass in the door to our halls. Smart.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:17, closed)

You wacky students.
You are sooooo zany.
(Rsoles, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 17:39, closed)

I never realised how awful students were,
until I became one.
Never again.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:22, closed)