The thing that pissed me off about that was how many parents came online to say:
"Well, it's really easy to forget that you've left your child behind, I know I've done it at least once."

In which case, I'd appreciate it if, for the rest of the time, they could shut the fuck up about how "They're the most important thing in the world" and "They change your life forever".
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:26, 4 replies)

Listen EmV m8 let it go, your dad hates you but so what?
You've still got your business empire and your film career haven't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:29, closed)

Monty.
The horse is dead, leave it alone m8.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:51, closed)

Maybe mumsnet just isn't the website for you?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 21:11, closed)

Your absolutely correct
Smug fucking parents going on about how they managed to perform the minor miracle of creating life from their genitals is boring as is enjoying the amazing progress of their growing off spring.

I say instead they should only talk about building model aircraft carriers or driving radio controlled cars.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 21:27, closed)

You're

( 4Q just lurking, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 1:07, closed)

lol

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 0:43, closed)