Shame. Eloquently told, but.....
Maybe it would have have had a much MUCH better response if you had thought a little bit more carefully over the potential criminal implications.

Firstly, it is an offence under criminal law to administer a noxious substance. So your friend would probably have faced a bit more than a ticking off from a magistrate.

Oh, and in giving a defence, the magistrate would have required evidence from a medical specialist who would have been able to prove that you would have been under the limit if the drink spiking had not been carried out.

And lastly, as you have quite happily admitted perjury, as others have already mentioned, and seem to think drinking and driving is all good and fun, then, you shall be awarded the grand honour of "The biggest cockmaster of 2013."

Cheerio.
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:29, 4 replies)

It seems very unlikely that any of his entertaining stories are true.
I'm often surprised at some of the shrill moralising that goes on here.
( 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:53, closed)

It is likely the alcohol would not count as a noxious substance
But that shouldn't detract from your conclusion.
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 21:23, closed)

Right and wrong...
You're right, I did need a statement from a specialist (it's mentioned in the post), I filed his submissions at the start of the hearing. The story is long enough without detailing all the paperwork too.

And alcohol at the levels we were dealing with wasn't classed as a noxious substance. The defence works. And if you find yourselves 3mg over the limit and facing a ban, this is your only way out.

Oh and thanks for the award. Quite an honour considering its only February.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 21:51, closed)

Is posting on the internet a critical stage in this terribly devious process?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 22:11, closed)

Consider it a public service announcement.

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 22:56, closed)

I'm not considering it anything.
That would involve actually reading it. Soz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 9:11, closed)

No need to apologise.
I too spend large chunks of my time commenting on things I haven't read.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:30, closed)

Why would anybody spend a large chunk of time on here?
I just read a bit of it to cheer you up. My favourite part is where you go to an 'all night' party and fall asleep before the pubs shut.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 8:12, closed)

Bollocks.
Administering any substance regardless of amount, level or potency that has the potential to cause injury, annoyance or aggravation is a criminal offence.
"Offences Against the Person Act 1861".

Or in other words, you might not be fucked, but your mate certainly should be.

Besides, blood testing uses Gas Chromatography, and there is a average made of IIRC 3 or 4 readings. 6% is then deducted from the total to give a fair and representative result.
So potentially, you could have had a BAC reading higher than 83mg/100ml, which means you were still a pissed up fucknugget of the highest echelon.
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 22:42, closed)

Well I'm just glad my case was heard by a magistrate.
And not some blithering idiot off the internet.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 23:06, closed)

Damn, you have got me there. I am certainly a blithering idiot for reading your post and wasting my precious time for replying.
Mind you, I'd rather be a blithering idiot than some cockmaster drink driving cunt of a waste of space who ..... oh, fuck it, I can't be bothered.
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 0:04, closed)

Just a reminder: it's perfectly OK for fully paid up Tories/liberals to commit perjury or similar offences, but mere mortals have no chance of getting away with it.
HTH.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 0:51, closed)