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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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I got so drunk one night I tried to fuck a postbox.
It backfired on me, as it resulted in me having to have a lung removed. Drink responsibly kids. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:33, 12 replies)
But on the other hand, vodka is a proven cure for acute appendicitis.
Why can't they just give us a consistent message.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:39, closed)
That's nothing, you want to hear about the time I got utterly fuckhammered on Calpol.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:54, closed)
I heard that can do TERRIBLE things to your genitals.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:32, closed)
This
ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:57, closed)
IT'S ALL TRUE AND ANYONE WHO POKES HOLES IN IT IS A NASTY TROLL

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 1:27, closed)
I'm not sure how to respond to this.
Something about your wife seems to be the norm these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 2:21, closed)
Don't be silly
Postboxes are much slimmer than Mrs. Badger
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 8:17, closed)
and they have narrower slots.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 17 Feb 2013, 13:07, closed)
Something, something
Postman Pat!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 7:59, closed)
Were you making a
"special delivery"?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 17 Feb 2013, 5:20, closed)
INFAMY!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 8:02, closed)
They've all got it infamy...

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 16:33, closed)

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