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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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I got so drunk one night I tried to fuck a postbox.
It backfired on me, as it resulted in me having to have a lung removed. Drink responsibly kids. :(
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:33, 12 replies)
But on the other hand, vodka is a proven cure for acute appendicitis.
Why can't they just give us a consistent message.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:39, closed)
That's nothing, you want to hear about the time I got utterly fuckhammered on Calpol.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:54, closed)
I heard that can do TERRIBLE things to your genitals.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 16:32, closed)
This
ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:57, closed)
IT'S ALL TRUE AND ANYONE WHO POKES HOLES IN IT IS A NASTY TROLL

(, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 1:27, closed)
I'm not sure how to respond to this.
Something about your wife seems to be the norm these days.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 2:21, closed)
Don't be silly
Postboxes are much slimmer than Mrs. Badger
(, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 8:17, closed)
and they have narrower slots.

(, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 13:07, closed)
Something, something
Postman Pat!
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 7:59, closed)
Were you making a
"special delivery"?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 5:20, closed)
INFAMY!

(, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 8:02, closed)
They've all got it infamy...

(, Sun 17 Feb 2013, 16:33, closed)

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