Dance of the flaming arseholes?
Part of an initiation ceremony,for those who don't know it goes like this;

1. Stand on table
2. Drop trousers
3. Stuff bog roll between your arse crack, leaving enough to reach the floor
4. On starters orders, attempt to down your pint before the bog roll, which has now been lit at the floor end, reaches your hairy arse
5. Fail
6. Every time

It does not help that the bog roll is invariably lit a few seconds before the 'go' command
(LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 13:55, 9 replies)

I've heard of this before - from mates in the army, but I'm clicking it, because
"The Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" is English poetry at it's finest.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:20, closed)

areseholes Homos
(username failed moderation, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:33, closed)

Possibly
but a singed ringpiece precludes anal penetration for several days
(LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:36, closed)

I was wondering why this sounded so familiar.
I'm now going to spend the rest of my evening trying to recall exactly which ex-service type it was who told me about it.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:02, closed)

Is this another totally-not-at-all-gay rugby team initiation thing
that just happens to involve dropping trousers and putting things up each others' arses?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:41, closed)

Have you ever played rugby?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 18:08, closed)

I did early on at school
but by the time I was 16 I'd discovered girls and music and massive drugs, so going out with a bunch of meatheads and drinking a pint that another man had poured down his arse crack didn't really appeal. I don't think I'm fat or gay enough to play rugby.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 7:29, closed)

Similar
It was actually a thing at university. But yes, you are correct that there were no ladies taking part.... more's the pity as i knew several who would probably have done the pint and certainly could have done with losing some arse hair.
(LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:15, closed)

A shift supervisor at my old workplace used to play a variation on this with his mates after a night out on the lash.
They called it the Fiery Bum Game. It was pretty similar, except there was no standing on the table, the bit of bog roll was quite a bit shorter and you had to run a set distance rather than down a pint. If you didn't make it you got a cheerful kicking.

It was more for shits and giggles than as an initiation ceremony though.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 18:22, closed)