You can still get 70% absinthe over here (or you could 10 - 15 years ago at least)
But it doesn't have wormwood in it, which is the stuff that makes it hallucinogenic your muscles spazz out.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:09, 2 replies)

It's not hallucinogenic.
Any of it. It doesn't have now, and has never had, in any country, a high enough concentration of wormwood in to be hallucinogenic. In fact Czech Absinth is, effectively, coloured flavoured strong vodka. French Absinthe does at least have some wormwood in it, but it's not enough to even drag the tiniest trip out of a mouse.

What happens is that it's got more alcohol in it than most things. That, coupled with idiots talking themselves up over "ooohh absinthe" and the bollocks of the ritual, means people convince themselves it's having a special effect.

tl/dr - Absinth makes you drunk. Nothing else. Never has done, never will do, no matter if you're an 18 year old in a pub in Droitwich or Lautrec in a seedy strip bar in turn of the century Paris.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:39, closed)

This, I drank a bottle with a mate in 2002 and we just got very drunk

( Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:54, closed)

Indeed, but a LOT more alcohol in it!
I too seem to be in a not-very-exclusive club of people who tried it in Prague in the early '90s. There's a pic of six of us, with me holding up a beer mat with 24 ticks against the Absinthe. No one mentioned diluting it with water and sugar (as was done in the past).

Worst. Hangover. Ever.

Only time I was hungover the whole day, and woke the next day still feeling shit!!
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:14, closed)

70%? I've got a bottle of 98% at home...
It's nice, but it fucks you up. Srsly
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:21, closed)

No you haven't.
Well, to clarify, you might have but it's either a)98% proof so actually 49% ABV or b) the label on the bottle is total bullshit.

You can't have a distilled neutral spirit higher than about 95% because ethanaol and water forms an azeotropic mixture. The only way to get higher concentrations of ethanol, the sort of stuff we use in the lab, is to drive the remaining water off in a vacuum distillation with benzene (or something similar). So, yeah, 98% ethanol is possible. It's just it'd be 2% benzene as well, and it srsly would fuck you up, you'd be dead in seconds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:12, closed)

Apologies, 89% not 98.
I'm pretty sure the label says 89.9% ABV though.

Hapsburg Hardcore
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:57, closed)

haha, I wasn't looking for an apology.
Simply establishing LIES ON THE INTERNET is all I need ;)

As an aside, anything that strong does become a fairly pointless drink. Since botanicals in spirits are carried in both the water and the alcohol, by taking it up to that level you're effectively removing half your flavour. I believe the strongest freely available spirit is Everclear 190, which is dead on 95% ABV. But since Everclear has, effectively, no flavour, that doesn't really matter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:05, closed)

I had a bottle of that once.
Potent stuff. A shot of that with the flaming sugar trick is a far more effective wake up call than red bull could ever be.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:22, closed)