Utterly DrunkNow is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?
Thanks to Battered for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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I once got idiotically drunk and did something truly awful. It ruined my life and I'll always, always regret it.(
4Q just lurking, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 2:32,
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Nice sharing.A bit less detail would've made it shorter and easier to read.
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Yeah, sorry about that.There is no way I'm going into detail here, but it still felt cathartic to write it down.
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4Q just lurking, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 2:48,
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Let it ALL out mate.You're amongst friends here.
*Turns on voicerecorder*
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Needs more vomit. And traffic cones. And Kebabs. And bushpigs.
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Ken Oath, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 2:57,
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Sex. Don't forget sex, especially with the vomit.
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& some bumfun?(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 7:04, closed)
Scat IS bumfun.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:50,
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Between you and me and the wallpaper.My idea of bumfun is sticking my dick in an orifice where it fits snugly.
You want someone to shit on your chest, you go for it.
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fits snugly?get one of those hole punch things, then you can put it in in all manner of things
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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That's because you're incredibly boring.You haven't lived until you've experienced a Boston pancake, or a Cleveland Steamer.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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