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This is a question Vandalism

I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.

Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion

(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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What?
On the road into Durham, there's a park and ride service with dedicated bus lanes. These are clearly marked with signs indicating that the left hand lane is a bus lane 'Mon-Sat 7am-7pm'.
Someone has painted an 'S' on one of these, so now it says 'Smon-Sat'.

In all the multitude of times I've sped past that sign at 6.59 trying to make the 7.12 train to London, I haven't got it yet.

Am I missing something? Is it a joke too clever for me to get? Is it a joke at all? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? AND WHY?
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:59, 5 replies)
That is a tickler...
But 'smon' is a very fulfilling word to say. Maybe the vandal was just trying to spread some joy.
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:14, closed)
Perhaps it an unfinished masterpiece
Just waiting to become 'Simon Says'
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:11, closed)

Maybe a MJ reference? Like Shamon, but ummm... yeah, I dunno
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:07, closed)
Smon
is a perfectly cromulent word.
(, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 20:02, closed)
and
embiggens the smallest sign.
(, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:51, closed)

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