Rawr
I am inflamed with lust.


Err...or flamed with lust.

Awh damnit not again.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:11, 1 reply)

Silence, Fidel!

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:59, closed)

Oh
I see what you did there.

My loins burn for your comedic wit.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:00, closed)

.
And my loins burn because I can't tell the difference between flamable and inflammable x
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:01, closed)

Does this count as a post-modern entry into the QOTW?
Vandalising someone else's post?
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:29, closed)

I think so, yes. But who would get the credit?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:43, closed)

I say we follow the principle that all modern art is founded on
I did it unless someone else can prove otherwise!
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:46, closed)

This is not a reply

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:50, closed)

This would be where I'd make a witty headline
This would be where I'd post a picture of you with a Dali moustache
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:58, closed)

Ironically enough, I have a picture of myself wearing a Dali Moustache on a night out a couple of weeks ago.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:39, closed)

Must...not...type
Did you grow it especially for the occasion?
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:14, closed)

No, someone had them on sticks (why, I'm not sure) and gave me one. There were a lot of girls with moustaches that night.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:28, closed)

Any chance you've still got it?
My moustache growing skills are such that the odds of gaining anything approaching a Dali style 'tasche is going to take until 2089.

(assuming a linear increase in facial hair folicle growth)
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:47, closed)

Haha unfortunately not. Just buy a stick-on one from the interwebs. If you're that desperate to have a Dali-style tache, I would avoid attractive members of the opposite sex whilst wearing it. There is a reason Dali only had full sex with two people in his life, and it's either because he was a huge deviant or the moustache. My guess is definetly on the moustache.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:58, closed)

Does that mean...
blokes will go wild and randy for me?

I need to know any potential downsides here before it's too late.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:43, closed)

I think they might, yes. But is that really a down side?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:47, closed)

Urgh
Damnit, my middle class sensibilities don't allow me to be negative about bumsex.

You win this round! But I'll get you next time Gadget...NEXT TIME!
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:54, closed)