Santa Claus
Every bloody year I asked for a Mr Frosty, and what did I get?
Book tokens.
Piss off you childhood dream destroting, bright red paedophile. You and your fucking red nosed reindeer!
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 9:52, 4 replies)

I wanted one too!
And my wife did, and a few of my mates when they were kids.
Who the fuck actually bought them? We did. We bought one for our kids, and it was shite. It doesn't even grind the ice unless it's almost melted.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:32, closed)

Don't ruin my hopes
One day I will own one. And it'll be a nuclear powered beast of a machine, crushing icebergs into little bits for my drinking pleasure.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 15:31, closed)

muahaha
I bought one a couple of years ago.

We were on a post exams pub crawl (which involved all of 2 pubs) and Woolies upstairs had loads of them in for £5 each.

Bought one and made our own special slushies in the bar.

(special slushies...sounds so wrong)
( thistle, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 18:08, closed)

they're not that great
i had one, it just made a squeaky noise when you tried to grind the ice. also, when the syrupy topping ran out, your mum would never buy more, so you were left eating frozen water.
never did get the space hopper i wanted, though.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 16:54, closed)