pigeons
evil bastards that they are. oh, they may look stupid, but that's just a cover for their nefarious scheme to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
look at trafalgar square! that's an army, people! they've infiltrated our everyday lives, learning about our strengths and weaknesses, just waiting to attack us when our defences are down!
you take it from me, one day, those feathery little cunts will be our vermin-riddled overlords, using cats as their generals.
NONE OF US ARE SAFE! BEWARE! BEEEWAAAAARE!!!!!!!!

*froths*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 18:07, 6 replies)

There's a derelict town center where I live
Pigeons have slowly taken over it, and they've founds ways around the anti-pigeon devices, clever gits. You can feel them looking at you as you walk through it.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 18:36, closed)

they'e watching
and taking notes.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 18:39, closed)

I take it...
...you haven't been to Trafalgar Square for a while? There's barely any pigeons at all there now. They've either been killed or scared off by the falcons Westminster council got in to keep the numbers down.

Falcons 1 Shitty Flying Vermin 0
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 10:30, closed)

Falcons? Fr srs?
That is fucking ace.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 10:48, closed)

haven't been to london for years
don't much like the place
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:45, closed)

but
without them we'd all be using DC instead of AC, Edison wouldn't have had his ditches dug, and the directed energy weapon wouldn't have been invented.
(dchurch bah, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:06, closed)