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Not what you first think peeps honest.

19yo, away from my beloved Edinburgh in a dark and dingy place called Walsall. Was working for a company down there and all the boys decided we'd go for a few bevvies. Got in tow with this gorgeous (and I mean stunning!) woman. Was stayin in a Holiday Inn/Travel Lodge type place. After the initial meet, we decided to meet the next night. She asked to come back to mine (I'm not Mr Travel Lodge but ok). Thing was I was sharing with another bloke. Gets to reception (had already been there a week). "Em, can I have a room for the night pls?" with said hunny behind me. Bloke behind the reception says "But you already have a room". Please see subject for my next sentence!
The actual act was phenomemal! She was 31, and an aerobics instructor!!! God I got my education on that trip!!! Weirdly, she claimed her ex was one of the guitarists from strange 80's band King? If you're out there and reading this Jane Owen, then I have alot to thank you for!!

No apologies for length or girth cause she luvved it!!!
(McPhisto, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 10:22, Reply)