Seduced by an older woman
First year at uni... (yes I know it's rather late, but going to an all-boys school till the age of 18 meant minimal contact with females other than Mrs Musk, the 60 year-old history teacher with the damaged, wobbly face, who nonetheless was able to generate instantaneous boners among the classroom just by walking in).

Anyway, rather drunk from my 19th birthday night out, this 26 year-old Greek PhD student invites me to her room. Gigantic tits that were marred only by the film of fluff that was spread across them. But basically I was rather excited at the whole prospect.

Cue lots of kissing & fondling (something which I had learned to master over the previous 5 months) for about half an hour. Then the inevitable happened and nakedness occurred. "Don't do anything to betray your complete lack of knowledge, experience, skill and co-ordination", I thought to myself.

With this in mind, I confidently straddled her and simply expected my cock to slide in without a problem. Clearly it wasn't that easy. So I called upon the power of my right hand to carefully place aforementioned cock into the hairy greek old muff.

Me: "I think I might be too big for you"

Her: "no, it's lower than that"

Me: "oh"

*moves lower down, finds what appears to be the grand entrance, pushes for glory*

Her: "ow... no, lower than that"

Me: "fuck that really hurts"

It seems the feeling of pain corresponds directly to the bright red area of my foreskin, and I go to the bathroom to panic in private.

When I get back generally unscathed she's basically twanging the crap out of her banjo and pretty much forces me in to the correct hole. I was a bit disturbed that she was still frigging away while I was thrusting but it meant that she came rather quickly. Although it was as clear as day that I was NOT the cause of her orgasm, I still felt like a champion Shabba Ranks-style lover.

We hardly spoke to each other again after that.
(soma9766, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:01, Reply)