Losing Your VirginityLet's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
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chthonic, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
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Planning is everythingMe and my mates from college had a competition to see who would be last to pop their cherry. Mate Stu got in there early doors and the pressure was on. I planned it with military precision so it would occur when my folks and brothers were out. Robbed a condom up from parents room, bottle of wine in. Perfect. Made sure i did with Napalm Death on the stereo just so i could say i lost it to Napalm Death (i'm still proud)
Both got the giggles but still lots of fun. I feel sorry for all you folk who had a crap time. You've just got to think about these things. Oh, and to all the girls who proclaimed
they lost it to a toothbrush or fishfingers or some such. Did your hymen break? No? Still a virgin then.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:03, Reply)
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