Erm...
So, we were on this school trip (I was about 15 at the time (two weeks ago)), and my hotel roommates and I had accepted "Insane In The Brain" by Cypress Hill as our theme music for the trip. Now, everyone on this ship of fools was coupling up, so my mates and I tried to find an ideal candidate for a little weeklong fling for me. We arrived at a decision that there was this one "bird" that would be more or less ideal. We stayed up most of the night, alternating between pouring water on the iron and making obcene sexual references/ bad-mouthing ex-girlfriends. They all said "Dean, you've got to tap that or I (we?) will." to which I replied some variant of "yeah". About a minute later (download "Insane In The Brain" for the full effect) I said "don't worry, I'll get insane in her membrane".
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I never did.
The best part? This conversation was had at about 2AM on Valentines Day. In Dublin. We're from Los Angeles originally, so you get a rough idea of how weird it was.
And I never did lose my virginity, to this very day.
(Digitdean: Disappointing Fans Since 1989!, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 17:40, Reply)