Large. Scary. Lesbanian.
At sweet 17 at just had to get it over and done with. The girl/women in comfortable shoes was a LOT bigger than me, and constantly reminded me that her clitoris "was like a tiny penis". I couldn't even get the condom on fumbling with it for an age (longer than the dirty deed itself), first trying to put it on the wrong way round, throwing it in the bin, then having to retrieve it at her request. After a minute or two (ok, a minute) of a large bovine like woman writhing on top of me, at the hieght of my pleasure (wasnt much, since the scariness of the situation only allowed for me to be at half mast for most of it, constantly having to be put back in by her.) she moaned words which to this day perplex and disturb me. "Oh, oh, oh IM IN MY COUSIN'S" House? Dog? I'll never know...

I've got better, don't worry.
(Mephs should get a bloody job, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 21:28, Reply)