a naughty nanny. Just like the one in fat Bottomed Girls
except she was a nanny for kids and I was a student in London at the time.

Well.... she came roiund to my hovel, I decided to play responsible and don a sou'wester. It was the instant off-switch for my swelling pride. I took it off, the swell came back, I put on another preventative, it wilted.

Eventually I decided that penetration was a dead loss but I had always liked the thought of going down on a lady, so I practised.

And tried and tried and carried on trying until she was happy.

5/10 for effort, anyway. But then again I have now been divorced from her for 6 years so it wasn't a complete fairytale match. Pfffff.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 3 Mar 2005, 23:57, Reply)