16 years ago...when I had more sex in a week than I now do in a year (bloody marriage).
After minimal coercion, my first serious girlfriend (at barely 16 whilst I was 17), and I attempted mutual virginal coitius.

We were plenty ready for it, empty house, passion overflowing...We move into the ready position, fumble around then SCORE!

Unfortunately, not being aware of such things as hymens, female self-lubrication or self-restrain, my modestly sized organ *cough* reached maximum penetration within microseconds.

Cue two screams...mine, muted, with OMGness, her's with "This fuckwit is ripping me a new one!!!".

Suffice it to say, my enjoyment was severely curtailed once I realised what had happened. But practise (several times daily) soon revealed the vast pleasures teenage hornbags can have.

Sadly experimentation in other orifices lead to a similar result. Ooops!!!

Word to the undersized...most smaller women don't like them bigger. All my partners have expressed a need to chop an inch off :(

Apologies for length *to the short girls*
(Rubberband_in_Oz, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 1:32, Reply)