Losing Your VirginityLet's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
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chthonic, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
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making Jeremy Clarkson proudI was 14 or so & had a massive crush on a 17 year old girl called Maureen Byres (ouch) ... never the less in my minds eye I had convinced myself that she was Sheena Easton incarnate ..... Pony Club camp at my aunts farm in deepest darkest Ayrshire & the inevitable fumbling ensued in the back seat of a discarded Citröen Godess. Being of farming stock (& bear in mind this is close on 25 years ago), I performed marvellously, my dreams come true etc ... Steve Coogan "back of the net !!!" I was in love ... cue dreamy music etc ... turned out she did it for a bet with my brother (bastard) & she fucked off to Dumfries shortly after ..... snifff
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