Losing Your VirginityLet's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
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chthonic, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
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redsushi- a word to the wiseI am breaking my cardinal rule of using this board to reply to others- but this will be the one and only...
Redsushi- and others who have made the 'she was like sandpaper' comment. Can I on behalf of all ladies point out that the reason women are dry and 'sandpaperish' is because they at that point are not lubricated.
This means that you have utterly and completely failed to arouse them in every way*.
That is all. Apologies for breech of etiquette
*unless it's because she is so hungover and dehydrated that any moisture is required for essential body activity only, in which case it should be a matter of hilarity for both parties. Easily solved by a pint of water, or preferably, some spit.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 13:45, Reply)
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