Losing Your VirginityLet's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
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chthonic, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
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PartyThis is when I 'deflowered' a young lass, we were at a mate's house at a party, and she finally goes "I'm drunk now do you want to go upstairs?".
Not a good start methinks.
However once upstairs we get to it, only for her to start bleeding profusely from downstairs, she starts screaming in pain telling me to stop and my 'hilarious' mates burst through the door and start taking photos. Got the bastard back though, he had to throw out his mattress.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:21,
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