Losing Your VirginityLet's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
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chthonic, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
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whoah lordy,I lost my virginity in a church. To make matters worse, it was the same church as the one I got married in, some 18 years later.
Actually, if we're gonna split hairs, it was the hall adjoining the church.
When me and mrs lordoftinyflies went to see the vicar to discuss all the pre-nup stuff he took us to the church hall.
I spent the whole meeting nudging my wife-to-be whenever the vicar's back was turned, and whispering things like "it was over there, on the floor under that window."
edit: here's a link to a lovely watercolour of said church.
www.findachurch.co.uk/churches/nz/nz26/stgeorge/
(, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 17:42, Reply)
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