Keep quiet, dammit!
19. At a party. To my best mates girlfriend. He was in the other room with a couple of other friends. They heard everything. Apparently there was deathly silence in the room and worried glances were exchanged while i bumped and grinded my way to manhood and she squealed incessantly, fully audible through the thin walls.

She was rank as well, but I felt I needed to practice on somebody I didnt give a shit about just to iron out the kinks... and to this day me and my mate are still friends, she managed to persuade him they were never really going out in first place, and when the "sex buddies" premise we were operating under soured (she got too clingy) we blamed the entire thing on her and were united in mutual dislike of the slut!

I feel pretty bad about it though. Sorry mate :(

Apologies for length, girth and viscosity of discharge.
(weirzbowski, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 18:23, Reply)