Lord of Tiny Flies
lol at your post ... brought back some memories of my own

Did'nt actually lose my V plates, but while the vicar was out, when I was 16, I got as close as it could ever be without actualy doing it with the vicars daughter, in his study, in the vicarage. He was out at the time ! Think of everything you could do without actual penetrative sex .... it was done.

And the killer

some 15 years later ... sat in the very same study, in the very same vicarage, with my wife to be talking to the vicar (the same vicar, different girl mind)about our wedding plans, reading of the baans etc ... and my eye was drawn to a stain on the carpet ... the same stain me and the vicars daughter had tried to scrub out 15 years ago ... still faintly visible !!!

Bless her, my wife wondered why I was looking red in the face and biting my lip in that study ... told her why a couple of years ago .. thank the gods she laughed and thought it was funny ... told me off for not sharing the joke beforhand.

And the vicars daughter you may ask ... what happened to her ?

Went off to London and became a Lesbian. Which was a crying shame and a big loss to mankind. (but a big win for sensible shoe'd womankind so I have been told)
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 0:19, Reply)