For all those who say 'they didn't lose it... they know where it is'...
... I wish I was that lucky...

Well, to be honest, I do know where it went, though precicely how is a bit of a mystery...

It was my sister's 18th birthday, so I went up to join in her celebratory getting-pissed stuff (having been 18 for three months before that, I had only actually been completely pissed myself once, and went round shaking hands with everyone...).

This time however, I remember even less about what happened in my drunkenness, but I woke up the next morning in my sister's bed, completely naked, and one of my sister's friends (thankfully not my sister I think) next to me, also completely naked. It doesn't really take a genius to figure out what happened, coupled with the slightly stickyness on the bed too.

The main problem was the fact that, for some reason, I had intended to keep my virginity for a bit longer, and at the time, while feeling quite pleased that I had done it, was also quite depressed about it too... so much so that I wrote this poem... clicky

Now I don't care really, it had to go sometime... and at least I took one with me :oP (no disrepect to Sarah...)
(richietheg my dad buries dead people. he's an undertaker., Sat 5 Mar 2005, 22:17, Reply)