'V' plates are still intact...
Tarnished a little, but still intact. I had a mini-fumble with a girlie at school. Not even that.. A fumblette, or even a fumbleina...

My 'P' plates first got mucky when I was about 4, continued to accrue a healthy layer of corrosion throughout school and college before finally being handed in for a toaster from teh head gay in my second year at Uni. Nothing remarkable. Me, him, bed, wednesday, Star Trek had just finished, and he uttered the immortal line 'So, d'ya wanna f@$k or what?' I have learnt many helpful things since then, with the help of instructional videotapes.

For those who doubt the veracity of those others that say 'The condoms are too small'. I have a friend at work, and although he is not teh gay, all I can say is... good lord. Vim tin with a sheep's heart on the end. There is *no way* that normal wellies are gonna fit this guy. He's reading this over my shoulder, and has suggested wheelie-bin liners.
( moogthedog, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 14:29, Reply)