A (moderately) Respectable 17...
...totally disastrous encounter.

Party in the summer holidays, drunk beyond the capacity for rational thought, I am walking out of the bathroom when 'School Bike' pushes me back in, and locks the door behind her.

Me, torn between abject terror and joy at the possibility that I might actually be 'in there', proceeded to fumble about in what can only be described as an unfortunate manner. First attempt was me sat on toilet seat, her straddling. She fell off.

That hurt.

Undaunted, we moved to the floor to continue this night of unbridled lust - About 4.67 seconds of it.

Amazingly I can still remember most of it, although it was 11 years ago. Even the bit directly after when I exited the bathroom and promptly fell down the stairs.
( B00gle-H00ps Looks like a horse, in a man costume..., Tue 8 Mar 2005, 16:29, Reply)