Losing Your VirginityLet's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
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chthonic, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
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The Vanishing PenisWay back when, freshers fair, durex girls are out in force giving out free condoms, whey hey, grab a load.
Three months later, brand new girlfriend makes it clear what she is getting but demands i don a jonny.
grab the nearest one without checking it. Put it on, and go in for a poke. Stop. Realise i can't feel my willy at all. Become concerend. See empty Packet
**Performa Condom**
Numbness is spreading down. Realise I have just put an anaesthetic filled condom on and i was steadily loosing all feeling. Went theough the motions but realised i simply cudnt feel anything and stopped.
Girlfriend laughed. I nearly cried. It took a full 45 minutes to begin to feel anything again, by which point neither of us was in the mood.
Thankyou Durex. Apologies for lengh
(, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 17:08, Reply)
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