Losing Your Virginity
Let's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
( , Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
Let's explode some myths here. Personally, I ended up severely bruised from, erm, over exertion and was so embarrassed I hid for days. I really fancied her too.
Confess all to B3ta
( , Thu 3 Mar 2005, 8:37)
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it's funny
but girls will shag the lowest, scumiest, ugliest most fucked up bastard they can find, but won't ever shag a geek in a million years. Well 30 years to be exact. I've always been the surrogate boyfriend for when they're real boyfriend messes with their heads. The trouble is I'm only interested in girls that I actually like (crazy I know), but I'm too frigging nice/inept to manipulate them into moving me out of the 'friend' catagory until it's too late. Bitter? me? never.
Still.. at least I don't have a bruised cock *shrinks*
ps actually I'm a bit ruined since the only girl I've ever truly adored has moved as far away as you possibly could short of the Arctic (coinincidence?), so other girls seem a bit lame at the moment (present company excluded of course!)
( , Thu 10 Mar 2005, 14:21, Reply)
but girls will shag the lowest, scumiest, ugliest most fucked up bastard they can find, but won't ever shag a geek in a million years. Well 30 years to be exact. I've always been the surrogate boyfriend for when they're real boyfriend messes with their heads. The trouble is I'm only interested in girls that I actually like (crazy I know), but I'm too frigging nice/inept to manipulate them into moving me out of the 'friend' catagory until it's too late. Bitter? me? never.
Still.. at least I don't have a bruised cock *shrinks*
ps actually I'm a bit ruined since the only girl I've ever truly adored has moved as far away as you possibly could short of the Arctic (coinincidence?), so other girls seem a bit lame at the moment (present company excluded of course!)
( , Thu 10 Mar 2005, 14:21, Reply)
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