The gall of it....
Nothing funny about what I had to go through the last 3 years i,m afraid.

I went through 3 years of not knowing wether the next meal would stay down,cos after suffering with agonising stomach pains,the only way it would stop would be to throw everything up,the pain was as close to child birth as i want to be.

After 4 days last October of not bieng able to eat or drink I went to casualty,( i was suffering from pancreatitis)where a nice male nurse stuffed a catheter up my cock ...MEGA FUCKIN UNCOMFORTABLE!!! and a drip in my arm.Turns out i was bieng poisoned by my gall bladder?
Had the bastard taken out last year,(keyhole surgery.amazing)no problems since, touch wood.
(andycrass loves two hats on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:03, 6 replies)

Catheters are medieval torture tools masquerading as medical instruments
I had surgery and afterwards couldn't pee. Helga the Nurse decided I needed a catheter. Strangely the thought of her fiddling about did not excite me. My rooster was clucking about happily till she grabbed it 'round the neck and shoved that damned catheter in. She said it would stop hurting, but it was miserable. My tip: avoid catheters!!! (and no women chiming in here - you've only got like a couple of inches, while I've got many).
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:13, closed)

eep...
Have a hug... I thankfully didn't have any catheters with my gallbladder woe.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 2:16, closed)

I feel for you. My own vomit post is gallbladder related. Mother of all, that's effing painful.
(TrillionGrams, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:22, closed)

^^
Should start a side-thread about gall bladder problems...
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 17:08, closed)

catheters: not fun going in, no more fucking hilarious coming out
i sympathise. have a knowing click.
(harrumph, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:48, closed)

What a fucking weird sensation
it is coming out. I was under sedation when it went in but Jesus that was weird coming out.

Still a damn sight better than when the tube for the chest-drain was removed though.

**EDIT***
And a click for you, Andy. Glad you're ok now.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:47, closed)