Easy
Tea without milk.

Every single time I've run out of milk and thought "Ah, fuck it, I'll just have it without" I have ended up ejecting the entire drink at speed from my throat. These days I just don't bother.

No idea why the addition of a little cow-juice means that I can stomach it while pure tea triggers my vom reflex, though. Any b3ta scientists got any suggestions?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:28, 8 replies)

Let me guess
the only time you think tea without milk is a good idea is when you're shitfaced?
(Falco, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:37, closed)

Nah I'm pretty much a tea hound
I probably drink 8-10 cups a day

You'd think that I'd be used to it by now, but no...take away the milk and it's spraying back out like a warm brown fountain.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:44, closed)

You are probably just a mental
...nothing to worry about...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 18:54, closed)

This is a distinct possibility
But the reaction in this case seems to be physiological rather than psychological.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 9:45, closed)

I love tea without milk
I think I'm the weirdo though.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:26, closed)

That is
just fucking weird!
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Sat 9 Jan 2010, 1:14, closed)

It's a very bitter taste, the milk softens it.
This is probably going to get me crucified by the food-snobs, but if I do drink tea, I usually have it strong and dark with plenty of sugar.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 0:32, closed)

How about a different type?
Darjeeling is a good place to start. I generally don't like tea without milk either, but a friend of mine joined the navy and decided that he needed a suitable hobby, so he became a tea guru. He has all manner of weird and wonderful teas, a lot of which are delicious without milk. Oh, another good common one is earl grey.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:50, closed)