Nacho Volcano
This was communicated through a co-worker, who, having worked his way through a case of beer, smoked a vast amount of lethal-injection grade weed and was overwhelmed with the munchies.

He grabbed a jumbo bag of Nacho chips and ate the whole thing. As his body metabolized the weed and other poisons, the body's natural reflex to expel poison kicked in, and he staggered outside to puke.

The problem was that the jumbo bag of chips had soaked up most of the liquid in his stomach. He was like a human icing bag: instead of expelling chunky soup, his heaves slowly forced out a stiff beery nacho chip paste that continually activated his gag reflex as it emerged, poo-like, from his mouth.

Eventually his body gave up and he collapsed back inside to pray for death.

Daylight revealed that the whole thing was not just a nightmare: his vomit was not the usual jelly-fish splatter, but a surprisingly neat volcano-shaped cone in a pile on the deck.
(TommyShanks, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:48, 4 replies)

Ewwww
That may just be the most horrific thing I've ever read.
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:07, closed)

This
had me giggling like a retard on nitrous
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:26, closed)

This
Is one of those times when clicking seems just so wrong but so right.

Had a puke like that once, it feels awful coming up
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 16:39, closed)

That reminds me of a Thomas the Tank Engine toy my brother had once --
you put some plasticene in Thomas' brain cavity and pushed his funnel down, and a shaped worm of plasticene came out of Thomas' mouth. (In retrospect, actually quite a nightmarish concept.)
( Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 17:08, closed)