My first threesome
About ten years ago, I was dating a guy, and we were both interested in trying a threesome. So we did the (almost) impossible and managed to find a girl online. Her name was Violet and she was lovely; not sure how we lucked out. She had long, dark hair, beautifully soft skin, a pretty face, and funbags that most definitely lived up to their name.

So aftermeeting a couple of times just to hang out and "get to know each other", she came round for dinner and a good shag from us both. We had a nice dinner - Jambalaya is the only part I remember, for reasons that will become quickly apparent, but it was a nice meal - and a couple of glasses of wine each. Then afterwards, the inevitable happened, and we got down to the business at hand.

I woke up at about 2 am, sandwiched between my then-boyfriend and Violet, clammy sweat running down my face. Trying not to stand on anyone, I made a run for the bathroom, where I proceeded to relieve my stomach of its Creole-inspired burden. Unfortunately, only the scallops from the Jambalaya seemed to want to make a break for it. I have no explanation for it at all, but I puked perfectly formed scallop lumps, looking just like the originals that had been enjoyed mere hours before. They were rough. They scoured the inside of my throat like sandpaper. After a good few minutes of this torture, I cleaned myself up and toddled back to bed, resandwiching myself between my boyfriend and the lovely Violet and fell back into a deep sleep.

Unsurprisingly, I've never been able to enjoy scallops since. It did not, however, put me off of threesomes, Violet, or ladies in general: they are still fully and completely on the menu :).
(BlackArmadillo Avoided writing that article on, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 13:22, 2 replies)

You get a click
The only way for this to have happened was if you had also swollowed a massive salty solution keeping a layer thicker than the sauce preventing it to come up. Hense why only the meaty chunks came up.
Good girl.
(wobbler, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 15:40, closed)

by the way the above is totaly made up :)
I have no idea I just carried on your story in my head!
(wobbler, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 15:40, closed)