At a mates 21st birthday party a good few years ago....
As at all good house parties, the beer was flowing, the house was being trashed and everyone was getting pretty wasted. I started to feel in need of a place to crash out, and wandered up to my mate John's room.

Upon entering the room I discovered a couple going at it hammer and tongs. Sneaking out without being seen I went downstairs and announced to John in a loud voice that "people were fucking in his bed".

All of the males at the party then went up to have a look. Except John who ran outside to puke up. The shagging stopped (well I would be put off by 10 blokes watching) and everyone wandered off dispointed.

Until later on when the bloke (who was French) pulled the covers off so we could ogle his bird after she'd passed out.

Good times.....don't ask about length, I wasn't looking at that!
(LargeDoner, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 18:28, Reply)