Uni House
Me in my 2nd year. Massive house out in Anfield. Everyone is out clubbing, apart from me as I've worked til midnight and come home. Order pizza, watch Late Night Poker, Drink beer.

I ring for pizza. Job done.

Pizza arrives, I pay, take pizza upstairs. Remember Fredericca, French PGCE exchange student has the can opener in her room.

Push open door slightly, look in mirror opposite to Fred being taken by some random girl from behind.

I get about 5 minutes gawping before in a truely british way I knock and ask if she has seen the bottle opener.

She calmly said no, then closed the door on me.

Why did I speak...
(gjb006, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 23:00, Reply)