Room with a view
One time a mate of mine who's into recording his own music decided that he needed some photos for his next album cover. So, he got hold of another friend and they went up to the top floor observation deck of a local luxury hotel, to take some photos of my muso mate with the city at night spread out behind him. For the photo shoot he was wearing a gimp mask and a fake police uniform (No, I don't know why he picked that particular outfit).

Anyway, after taking a few photos, they were standing looking out the window and chatting when they realised that from where they were standing (the observation deck juts out from the side of the hotel) they could see right into the lounge room of one of the luxury apartments. Inside was a naked woman lying on a couch while a bloke stood betwixt her open legs and pounded away. They stood there staring for a minute or two, and then the guy looked up and saw them.

Consider this from his perspective. You're in your hotel room 20 floors above the city, going at it hammer and tongs with a beautiful woman, when you look up to see a photographer and a gimp mask-wearing police officer watching you. What would you do? Full credit to him, this guy didn't bat an eyelid. Staying calm, he reached down, picked up the woman and, still inside, carried her into the bedroom and out of sight.

Unfortunately for him, the bedroom had a full length mirror on the cupboard doors, which was perfectly visible from the observation deck. Said mirror reflected everything that was happening on the bed.

When my mate told me this story, my first question was "Did you take photos?". They didn't. Apparently they were "too shocked".

Length? Like I said, about 20 floors.
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 3:52, Reply)