Aural voyeurism
I was staying in a hotel in Bristol through work and my room had a door joining the adjacent room. It was locked but thin, thus I could hear nearly everything that occurred in the adjoining room which was occupied by a gobby woman.

You can tell what's next can't you?

After taking about 25 calls, annoying ringtone included, and gabbling on for ages, finally silence. Ah great thinks I, peace and quiet. Alas no, there's the sound of a door being knocked and a mans voice, probably her client.

I drifted off to sleep to be rudely and predictably awoken by sex noises, thankfully not for very long. Anyway, when the deed had been done, there was silence for about a minute, then the man mumbled and the woman said loudly and somewhat bizarrely, "Shut up you I'm hungry!"

Your guess is as good as mine.
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 10:23, Reply)