I'm sure I've told this before,
but the lad who had rented my previous residence before I moved in left a 'treat' under the mattress. Namely, some glossy-mag type pictures of shaved muscle-men with collagen-enhanced lips getting rather intimate with each other.

I consider it a small mercy that these pictures had no suspicious stains on them.

Oh, and the lad who lives in the room below sometimes porks his lass in the small hours - this is quite audible and is usually followed by an argument, in which he loses his temper and she winds up sobbing. Fortunately, the house is soundproofed well enough that I can't actually make out what they're saying at all.

Now click 'I Like This'. Don't argue, just do it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 12:10, Reply)